1. You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?
2. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
3. I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?
4. I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
5. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
7. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
8. If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
9. What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
10. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
11. I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
13. What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
14. I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
15. My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
16. You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?